Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

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Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.