What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.