What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.