Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...