Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James?

Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

A: When he's red-handed.

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun