Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

Outlaw Jokes More Outlaw Jokes

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun