What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

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What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night