You don't need to, they glow in the dark.
Toucan
Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.
It's a secret!
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
Fo' drizzle.
Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Because he overcame the dark side
A light meal !
None. They glow in the dark.
Because Chernobyl fall off.
The Crimea River.