Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

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One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

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They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)

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Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.