What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

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What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section