What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year old's?

They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.