What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow

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What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.