When he's quacked.
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It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired
It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
He was convicted of fragrancy.
I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.
Cause they be quacking jokes
A running gag.
Because he's Russian
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
x-post /r/puns Scotch.
OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Mmmph!) Meek & Milds!!!! :0
