Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour