Why aren't you wearing a coat?

Coats are for pussies."My mother asks too many questions.

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

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What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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