One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
A prius
A: Man I got a lot of problems!
Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys
No telemarketers.