How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.