When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

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How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG