What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What do you call an Angry Bird who just got back from the spa?

A Bird.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle