When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

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Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.