Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

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Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.