When does 2-1=0 ?

When you're talking about choices.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What's a bear's preferred weapon of choice?

A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol