x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.
Belle-t up and open this door !
You open it slightly so it's ajar.
A nun with a spear through her head.
Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.
They have two heads.
I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there
When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
A zebra with a private jet.
Tarzan stripes forever.