What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.