What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.