What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

What did the door say to the other door?

I can see your Knob Simple yet effective

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !