What is the media of choice for the mallard?

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What is a ducks drug of choice?

Quack.

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

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What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

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Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media