When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

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When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

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Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.