When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

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What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why is Smurfette the only smurf who recycles?

She's the only one with a blue box.

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck