Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck