Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

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What is the best use for a wet dog?

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Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol