What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

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Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

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What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill