What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.