When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

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What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

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What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma?

a Karaoke

What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!