How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.