How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

A: Ethiopia!

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW