How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

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Why didn't the Turkey cross the road?

It was too Chicken.

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE !