When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.