What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

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What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)