What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...