When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !

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Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

Why are black cats such good singers?

They're very mewsical.