Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

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Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.