Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

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What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

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How did the firefly react when he was stepped on?

He was delighted.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

What do mice do when they're at home ?

Mousework !