Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop?

Feces-tious

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.