Black Cat Jokes

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Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

Why are black cats such good singers?

They're very mewsical.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !