What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!