What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

What do mice do when they're at home ?

Mousework !