When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school