Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
A pillow
It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.