What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!