What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.