Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

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Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson