When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.