What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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I drew drew

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His portrait only need one nail

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Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

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A park bench can support a family of four.

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?