What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?