When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

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Hello world!"

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The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

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He takes the psychopath.

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uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )