Hold on, let me get my bear rings."
Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*
Let's get dirty.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
He hibernated in the summer.
You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
A cantelope
A natural log.
I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.
Because it's a pastor )
A. German Shepherds.