What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

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What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.