What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

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How do you make a baby drink?

A: Stick it in the blender.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

How do you make a dog drink?

You put it in a blender.

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.