Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

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What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !