Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

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What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.