Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.