What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

What would you hear at a cow concert?

Moo-sic!