What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

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What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut