Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

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What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ?

Bull the chain when your done !