What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

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How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.

How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...