How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth