Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp