Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."