Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.