Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe